Several years ago in the Noggin pub, we were having an annual Christmas get together with Chris and all his mates.
Karaoke was on, so after getting ‘loosened up’ Chris decided he was good enough to be Elvis.
He chose Blue Suede shoes to sing, but in his best Elvis voice sung “A Blow, Blow – A Blow Suede Shows…”.
This was funny enough until he started going on his tip toes (sort of like Elvis). This drew attention to his ‘not so blue suede shoes’. In fact they were skanky trainers!