At a party one night there was one bloke being a complete idiot.
Chris was talking to someone and mentioned that this bloke was the biggest @>?* he’d come across in his life.
The bloke he was talking to was also a bit of an idiot and said that the other bloke was his mate.
Within a split second Chris proptly replied “Oh sorry mate, I meant he’s the second biggest @>?* I’ve come across”…