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Chris and his family went to\u00a0Majorca\u00a0most years from what I remember.<\/p>\n

Every year he’d come back with a holiday pressie for me. Every year it was along the same theme… something rude.<\/p>\n

To give you an idea here’s one very similar to one I got when I was about 8. Enough to say the barrel goes up and down and there is a spring involved. This one isn’t quite as dirty as the one he got me, which has stuck on grey hair from a rabbit for added effect.<\/p>\n

\"man<\/a><\/p>\n

I received various gifts along the same lines.<\/p>\n

Typical murph giggling as he hand it over to me and sees my mums face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Chris and his family went to\u00a0Majorca\u00a0most years from what I remember. Every year he’d come back with a holiday pressie for me. Every year it was along the same theme… something rude. To give you an idea here’s one very similar to one I got when I was about 8. Enough to say the barrel…<\/p>\n

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