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When we lived in Scarborough Chris and a few others come up to see us.<\/p>\n

After a fun night drinking we went to the local Mongolian buffet restaurant the next day, where you chose you own raw\u00a0ingredients, put them in a bowl, add a bit of sauce and spice to your liking, then take it to the cooking area for the chefs to cook it in a wok for you (\u00a33.99 all you can eat).<\/p>\n

I don’t know why Chris thought we were all\u00a0queuing\u00a0up with our bowls but he must have been hungry and decided to bypass the\u00a0unnecessary\u00a0queue and went and sat down with his ‘meal’.<\/p>\n

Just a second before tucking in to his meal a\u00a0Chinese\u00a0waiter ran over saying “scuse me, scuse me” to stop him eating the raw chicken (amongst other raw\u00a0delights).<\/p>\n

He got told of his mistake by the waiter and a red-faced Chris joined the back of the ‘cooking’ queue behind Jen, saying “Don’t f’in say anything”!<\/p>\n

Classic.<\/p>\n

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When we lived in Scarborough Chris and a few others come up to see us. After a fun night drinking we went to the local Mongolian buffet restaurant the next day, where you chose you own raw\u00a0ingredients, put them in a bowl, add a bit of sauce and spice to your liking, then take it…<\/p>\n

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